My baby sister and I share an interest in the esoteric and
arcane. We share and exchange
information, and to that end, she passed along a copy of The Key , by a fellow
named Whitley Strieber. It is an
interesting and thought-provoking work.
And like most things interesting and thought-provoking, it got me
thinking. I thought about bits and
pieces of different ideas I didn’t quite understand, and I had this astounding
insight: everything is some form of energy, and the brain works by
electromagnetic energy, so brain energy must be what people refer to as the soul.
The more I thought about, the more sense it made. I had come up with a really good idea. It made me feel good, like this old-age
wisdom thing is finally kicking in. I
responded to my sister in the form of a book review, where I expounded on my
great idea. In retrospect I see this as
sort of an asshole thing to do.
Since my great idea was based on concepts that I was aware
of, but which I didn’t completely understand, I decided to do some
research. I entered the domain of the
all-knowing, Google. I performed the
required rituals, and I asked if there was any information regarding what
electromagnetic energy was.
As it turns
out, there’s quite a bit. And there’s a
lot of information, pro and con, about souls as forms of energy too. Apparently the idea has been around for 100
years or more.
So much for that great idea.
Now, instead of thinking about energy, I’m
worried about the shape-shifting minions of our Galactic Overlords who mingle
among us. I don’t know for certain, but
I’m pretty sure Donald Trump is reptilian.
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