This is the story of a relentless struggle between two powerful and pitiless forces. Neither side can win, but the conflict goes on and on.
On one side we have the settled, established Land of the Hemorrhoids, sometimes referred to as the Piles People. Their adversaries are the nomadic hordes of Feces, the Poop People.
The Piles People would like nothing better than to have the Poop People stop passing through. But no matter what Piles do, Poop keeps coming.
There are periods of cooperation and toleration, but these pauses are only to gather resources for the next onslaught. The constant conflict is having a devastating effect on the landscape. And who is the innocent victim of all this violence?
This poor asshole.
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