Just a Story

A Protestant minister died after years of faithful service to his religion.  St. Peter checked him into heaven, and issued him a cloud to get around heaven in.  It was a compact cloud.

He was taking in the sights, when all of a sudden, this Catholic priest comes by, in a standard size cloud!  A Catholic priest!  The irate Protestant spun his cloud around, and headed back to the Pearly Gates.  He confronted St. Peter.

“Why,” he demanded, “is a Catholic tooling heaven in a standard size cloud, while I must make do with a compact?”

St. Peter looked over his records.  “Oops,” he said.  “My mistake.”  And he reassigned the minister to a standard size cloud.  At first he was satisfied, but before he could pull out into traffic, a rabbi sped by in a luxury cloud, with a sound system.

The Protestant looked at St. Peter, “What gives?”

St. Peter just shrugged, “A relative of the boss.”