Thursday, 17 August 2017

Late Night Confessions

I’m old, and one of the things about aging is that ...  ([bad word]! I forgot what I wanted to say)(that’s one of the favorite lines in my stand-up routine, but I’m not joking now.)  Anyway, besides being forgetful, I don't do anything.

I don’t do anything.  I [bad word] around all day.  Mostly TV, videos games, and napping.  I’d like to do other things.  I think about doing all kinds of shit, but I don’t.

The thing is, THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN DOING MY ENTIRE [bad word] LIFE: JUST [bad word] AROUND.  Now that we’re in the last act, all of a [bad word] sudden I have to have reason for my existence, I have to have a purpose.

Well, that’s the story of my life, “a day late, and a dollar short.”  Whatever I’m going to do, I did.  So, when I start drinking before noon, or binge watch “American Horror Story”, or get high and play “Diablo” for several hours, I don’t beat myself up anymore for wasting time..  That’s just what I do.


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